"SIGMAR POLKE"

The Illusionist-Sigmar Polke

Untitled-Sigmar Polke

So going through one of my daily blogs I happened to come onto a posting of my new favortie artist Sigmar Polke, via www.thehundreds.com. These are fantastic paintings, this guy blows my mind because he has transcended his medium. It speaks alot about the dedication to innovation and craft...Kudos Sigmar Polke you've made a lifelong fan of me...These are just two of the ones I fell in love with....

Elmer-

"I received my first Mail Order Bride"

So I received a very interesting email the other day through my Artst.com account which is weird cause it had absolutely nothing to do with any of my art or anything about me...When answering the email, I thought it could possibly be a gallery rep. So with no hesitation I replied back with great curiosity. the email i got back was some sort of Mail Order bride type shit...LOL! Shit even came with a picture she just wasn't my type, If I get a mail order bride its definitely going to be one of those hairy ass Scandinavian women...That can bench press me, and kill a bear with her bare hands.

The Response to my inquiry:

"Hello My Dear.How is everything? i know it's all good .i am excited to read from you today .My dear as i told you in my last mail ,My name is Faith Aliyu, an ivorien in West Africa.Presently I am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal,as a result of the Civil war going on in my country .I am a beautifully loving young girl of 23 years ,about 5'8" tall .Slim fit ,weighing about 61 kg.My father Dr Patric Aliyu was a successful business man,he deals on Gold and Diamond before the rebels attacked our house one evening and kill him with my mother and my only brother .I'm the only one alive from the family.By the grace of God I made my way to a near by country where I'm presently living as a refugee.My dear,I come in this site search for love and care which I have not gotten for a very long time since I lost my family members.I here by believe that time to come you will be my side and i will show you unreserved love respect through out my time.Dear ,I want to know more about you,your real name,Your real country,Your occupation,your age your hobbies and what you are doing presently .My hobbies are swimming ,dancing,singing,reading,watching movies and discussing politics .I have attached my pictures.In y next mail I will tell you more about my self.I waiting to your lovely reply with impatience.Yours Forever in Love .Faith"

Now I don't know bout you but this is just way to weird for my bubble...The whole gold and diamond section, I mean who seriously falls for this type of shit...

Elmer-

"Cheech the Wizard"

Vaughn and Mark Bode have to be some of the most influential underground comic book artists to date...Having blessed early graffiti artists with a foundation for characters such as the Cheech the Wizard, Da Lizards, and The Bode Broads. I would eventually like to get Cheech the Wizard tattood some were on my body...He has always been one of my favorite characters next to Danger Mouse who is my all time favorite.

Elmer-